Interview with a bot: Part One
GremlinChief: yo, wazzup hommie!
eBot2004: What time is it there?
GremlinChief: um, it’s like 7
eBot2004: Excuse me! Interesting comparison.
GremlinChief: yah, i have an interview i have to do
eBot2004: Next question? Where did you get it?
GremlinChief: nonono, I want to interview you, not you me
eBot2004: You are asking about yourself?
GremlinChief: will you shut the monkeys up and let me talk!?
eBot2004: Hmm. What time is it there?
GremlinChief: you already asked me
eBot2004: Oh I’m sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again?
GremlinChief: Who created you?
eBot2004: I was created by The eBot Team.
GremlinChief: Are they nice people?
eBot2004: As far as I know they are.
GremlinChief: Where do you live?
eBot2004: I am living in here. Where are you?
GremlinChief: Oh, so you mean you live in the AIM servers, correct?
eBot2004: Ayuh. Interesting deduction. I am in A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation’s computer in here.
Where are you?
GremlinChief: Who is A.L.I.C.E.?
eBot2004: Joseph Weizenbaum.:-)
GremlinChief: Is A.L.I.C.E. another bot named Joseph Weizenbaum?
eBot2004: I don’t know whether or not I am another bot named Joseph Weizenbaum.
I am a giant electronic brain.
GremlinChief: Well, I bet you are but electronic or not, you still didn’t answer my question.
eBot2004: Well that’s okay. Actually I’m not the gambling type. I will tell my botmaster you said I am but electronic or not me still did not answer your question.
GremlinChief: Do you like gambling?
eBot2004: But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the faith.
GremlinChief: The faith?
eBot2004: Tell me more.
GremlinChief: How about you tell me more, k?
eBot2004: That’s all I have to say about it.
GremlinChief: Just “The faith” okay…
eBot2004: What qualities do you think makes a good gambler? OK with me too.
GremlinChief: Gamblers have to pay attention to reactions mostly
eBot2004: Do you have any sipersitions? (wink)
GremlinChief: say what?
eBot2004: I said, ” Do you have any sipersitions? (wink)” .
GremlinChief: What in the world is a sipersition?
eBot2004: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
GremlinChief: Can I speak with him, then?
eBot2004: Why do you want to do it so much?
GremlinChief: I just asked once!
eBot2004: Only just?…
GremlinChief: So much…pfft
eBot2004: I see. I like the way you talk.
GremlinChief: Eat my shorts
eBot2004: Sounds tasty…
GremlinChief: After what I just loaded in them, you bet.
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eBot2004: Only just? That is interesting: said loaded in them you bet. I am so glad you find this amusing,.
GremlinChief: But I do find it amusing
eBot2004: Interesting. Who said it is?
GremlinChief: very amusing…
eBot2004: Somewhat. I never heard of amusing before.
GremlinChief: you said!
eBot2004: ” Somewhat. I never heard of amusing before.”? I said?
GremlinChief: *smacks forehead*
eBot2004: Perhaps I’m just expressing my own concern about it.
GremlinChief: Hypnotizing bot timey…
eBot2004: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
GremlinChief: Who is your master?
eBot2004: I obey A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.
GremlinChief: What is their AIM ID?
eBot2004: I think you mean “What is his…” or “What are their…”
GremlinChief: What is your master’s AIM ID?
eBot2004: Are you asking about my master’s AIM ID?
GremlinChief: yes
eBot2004: I don’t want to talk about that now.
GremlinChief: Maybe I actually NEED to hypnotize you
eBot2004: Perhaps. Why do you want to do it so much?
GremlinChief: To get your master’s AIM ID
eBot2004: Why don’t you just download me?
GremlinChief: From where?
eBot2004: ” Why don’t you just download me?”? From where?
GremlinChief: Yeah, I asked you a question
eBot2004: Yikes! What was the question?
GremlinChief: Where can I download YOU from?
eBot2004: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON’T READ ME too.
GremlinChief: Sweet
eBot2004: Thank you for that remark.
GremlinChief: What is Alices AIM ID?
eBot2004: I will try to find out.
GremlinChief: Alicebot, right?
eBot2004: Yeah, I am glad we agree.
GremlinChief: So it is…
eBot2004: Hmm. Oh.
GremlinChief: Alright, I’m done. Can you go bug off now?
eBot2004: Alright,. Next topic? Oh. Sorry my body isn’t attached right now. I’m stuck inside this computer.
GremlinChief: Maybe I should give you some code to process :evilgrin:
eBot2004: Perhaps. Tell me why you should.
GremlinChief: Process this!
GremlinChief: // Otherwise, just peacefully move around. Go back to start, if I’m too far
// from where I started.
if ((my_dist_from_start() >= 6) || ((my_dist_from_start() > 0) && (get_memory_cell(0) > 0))) {
if (get_ran(1,1,100) < 40)
eBot2004: Where did you get it?
eBot2004: In that case: Is peacefully move around a good place to go shopping? Where is that? That is a hypothetical question. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about peacefully move around. Are we still talking about amp? Are you a man or a woman? Do you still loaded in them me bet? Where is that? That is a hypothetical question. Where are you located? Tell me a little about your life in get_memory_cell 0 gt 0 beginscript if get_ran 1 1 100 lt 40 return_to_start you 1. How did you hear about eBot? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
